vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
totemsandrockquarries: 95malene: wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr #I WOULD SCROLL FIVE HUNDRED MILES #AND I WOULD SCROLL FIVE HUNDRED MORE #JUST TO BE THE GUY THAT SCROLLED A THOUSAND MILES #AND WOUND UP WHERE I LEFT OFF THE NIGHT BEFORE #DUH DUH DAH DAH
doglets: what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs
So i was on my brothers computer and found this
bewbin: bewbin: at first i thought it was porn then i dug deeper at this point im scared to go any further i wonder whats inside IT WAS THIS FUCKING GIF
homleschapel: summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
just-laff: egberts: if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket you are one of the great thinkers of our time
jimmyjamjimjohn: rubywhiterabbit: One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
books: buy us.
me: yes master
beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
the-vashta-nerada: today my sister asked me for a glass of cold water and i sarcastically asked her “how cold” and she said “as frigid as your love life”