Badass McCall




c0caino:

Butterflies can’t see their wings. They can’t see how truly beautiful they are, but everyone else can. People are like that as well.


bleedingscarecrow:

flirt with me I promise I won’t know how to respond


ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 


Have a lovely day, and do give the happy couple my best.

I will.


shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with


"And then there’s you…"

A non!PDS au set in 2009 where a grieving and suicidal Kieren Walker meets Simon Monroe - an Irish drug-addict seeking rehabilitation. Stilted conversations, mixed messages, unhealthy co-dependency and soppiness ensue. 


clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”